Bathroom Stall Poetry

Today I woke up. That in and of itself is a feat of incredible strength. Then I made coffee and while it brewed browsed through my Facebook and Tumblr, tried to watch a movie on Netflix and discovered Malware just peaking it’s gangly, slimy orange head out from behind my dashboard. Well, I squashed that menace with the power of the Nazgul, tossed him into the pit of despair, and watched him dance the jig next to the great Jagrafess on Raxicoroicophalapatorious. Really malware, on a day like this? I hadn’t even had my coffee yet!

So I ordered this the other day, and there was a deal to get the Sith one as well. They shipped together, this is the only one that has shown up. 

Something is up with the world.

It feels like Hoth in this house.

disneysstarwars:

“Simba I am your Father” by Lord-Kiyo.

This is one of the better ones that I have seen, though I think Scar should have been playing Vader since Mufasa wouldn’t have been that terrible of a choice.

tiefighters:

Alderaan Was an Inside Job

Image by drtana

(Source: chance-chouette)

randomperson07:

Basically, run

chelsytorpedo:

OMG YES.
DAY. MADE.

(Source: forevervindictive)